You're not the only one: :)

Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Daryl Stout to Mortar on Tue Feb 03 2026 17:47:27

Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

"HOOOOGAAAAN!"

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Daryl Stout wrote to Mortar <=-

Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

And I'm of the age that I heard Werner Klemperer saying "HoGANNNN! when I
read that.


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Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

And I'm of the age that I heard Werner Klemperer saying
"HoGANNNN! when I read that.

He lamented that being Colonel Klink defined his career. Yet, he was
also an excellent orchestral conductor.

Another thing...Colonel Klink said "this guy has a terrible scar on
his face". It never occurred to Klink that his monacle was scratched. <G>

Another episode had the wife of Bob Crane (Hogan) as Klink's Secretary.
Klink couldn't dance worth a flip, and when Hogan said "I haven't danced
in years", she said "I thought you'd never ask".

While they're dancing, Hogan tells her "Careful, honey...you're steaming
up Klink's Monacle!!". <G>

They think he's going to talk about the Norden bomb...but it was a brand
of vacuum cleaner. <G>

Daryl

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Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

"HOOOOGAAAAN!"

Or like General Burkhalter: "Klink, you could marry my sister".

Or Major Hochschtetter: "What is this man doing here??!!".

They don't make them like that anymore.

Daryl

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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Daryl Stout to Mortar on Tue Feb 03 2026 17:47:27

Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. <G>

"HOOOOGAAAAN!"

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or to quote burkhalter's niece, he looks like a "dead fish."

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He lamented that being Colonel Klink defined his career. Yet, he was
also an excellent orchestral conductor.

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,
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"HOOOOGAAAAN!"

Or like General Burkhalter: "Klink, you could marry my sister".

Or Major Hochschtetter: "What is this man doing here??!!".

They don't make them like that anymore.

True. My husbanf and I watch 2 or 3 episodes every night before going
to bed on the hogan's heroes channel on pluto tv. then again, I also
have the complete series on DVD.

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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Robert Wolfe to DARYL STOUT on Sat Feb 07 2026 12:19 pm

He lamented that being Colonel Klink defined his
career. Yet, he was also an excellent orchestral conductor.

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

all this talk of hogans heros just reminds me of the sex tape gangbang stuff and the murder.


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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Robert Wolfe to DARYL STOUT on Sat Feb 07 2026 12:19:00

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

Jack Benny was the same way.

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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Robert Wolfe to DARYL STOUT on Sat Feb 07 2026 12:19:00

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

Jack Benny was the same way.

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On 2/10/2026 7:46 PM, Robert Wolfe wrote to MORTAR:

Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Robert Wolfe to DARYL STOUT on Sat Feb 07 2026 12:19:00

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

Jack Benny was the same way.

I did not know that.
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Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Robert Wolfe to Robert Wolfe on Wed Feb 11 2026 08:18 am

Re: Re: Can't get anymore ret By: Robert Wolfe to DARYL STOUT on Sat Feb 07 2026 12:19:00

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

Jack Benny was the same way.

I did not know that.

liberace was a great pianist but he sucked on the organ.


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Re: Can't get anymore ret
By: Mortar to Nightfox on Tue Dec 30 2025 21:36:55

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Robert,

He lamented that being Colonel Klink defined his career. Yet, he was
also an excellent orchestral conductor.

And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

The mannerisms of the characters are what made that series memorable.

Daryl

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And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

The mannerisms of the characters are what made that series

memorable.

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And violinist, though on screen his character played it badly,

The mannerisms of the characters are what made that series

memorable.

true, that.

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